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Shaming: Ever Date a Hipster Who Thought She Was a Cat?

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My reference to Clarity was when it was played at the Flux Pavilion show, and eeeeveryone was singing along except somebody. LOL It’s not embarrassing to be recognized in a crowd by someone, even if that person runs a food stand. All that means is I’m a regular. What’s embarrassing is…

Where do I even start? Sometimes when she’d be a little too hyper, I’d throw her childhood blankie at her, and she’d become completely distracted and paw at it as if it was a ball of yarn. Shower optional. She’d lick her thumbs then rub any dirty spots on her face though sometimes with a napkin. Sometimes. Lice in the hair. She’d stare at her comb which was her sign to comb her hair. On rainy days, the water would just bead off her hair leaving her head completely dry these days. Mind blown. Like any cat, definitely hates water, prefers a Diet Coke. When she tries to reach for something that’s high on a shelf, she lets out a “rawr.” Eats then goes back to sleep.

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Friday!!!

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20 Real Strangers Attempt to Kiss Each Other
Gotta love Vice. Called out that viral video of strangers kissing for the 1st time only to point out that they were all entertainers and models for a clothing commercial. So much awkwardness!

http://www.vice.com/shorties/we-got-twenty-british-strangers-who-arent-models-to-kiss-each-other

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National Steak and BJ Day
Uh, my favorite day! Better than “Pi” day.

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Top10

Since Lindsay Lohan allegedly made a list, I decided to make one too as I had time to kill. This list isn’t the top 10 hottest chicks. It’s more the Top 10 I’d like to hook up with.

DeniseRichards
1. Denise Richards. No reason other than she’s a sweetie who looks hot. In an interview, she’s open to most things sexually.

ScarlettJohansson
2. Scarlett Johansson. Perfect body, pretty face. Not much more needs to be said.

AshleyBenson
3. Ashley Benson. See above.

SongJiHyo
4. Song Ji Hyo. She’s on what used to be my favorite Korean variety show. Super cute and a bit of a dare devil in her.

Kesha
5. Ke$ha. Can’t seem to get into her looks even with her make over, but it seems like you can do some nasty shit to her. Look it up.

EmiliaClarke
6. Emilia Clarke. She plays Daenerys Targaryen on Game of Thrones. She’s got some booty on her!

JordanaBrewster
7. Jordana Brewster. Brazilian hottie! Pretty girl though needs a bit more curves.

RashidaJones
8. Rashida Jones. Older chick though still pretty & intelligent. Doesn’t get enough press!

ChristinaHendricks
9. Christina Hendricks. Usually not into red heads, but this one comes super top heavy! Very sexy.

JenSelter
10. Jen Selter. Best ass on Instagram though her face is just meh.

Basketball Porn

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Miami doesn’t use Thib’s defensive strategy of taking away the middle and having the big sag off on screens. They hedge a lot. Good if they can rotate which they’re built to do but can get beaten.

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Spurs run a ton of high and low screens or zipper cuts. Both guards can initiate the offense as well as play off ball while having Duncan as a decoy in the post at times.

Throwback Thursday…Sorta…Not Really

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Alright, so ever since I got your e-mail, I’ve checked Mc these last few days though I forgot how dreary it is there. Here’s Axwell’s remix of In My Mind. Now if this was the 1st time, a few things happened in these few minutes including the kiss, boob grab, and how I turned to you and said, “Eeeeeverybody knows the words to this song. There’s more than 5 miiiillion hits on YouTube.” Ya know, 1st this…then Clarity a month later when again “Eeeeeverybody knows the words to this song…everybody!”