Conan: Clueless Gamer – AT&T Stadium Edition (Dallas)
Conan is a terrible gamer, but his commentary is so funny!
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Gawker and Vice siting Buzzfeed
http://valleywag.gawker.com/facebook-would-like-to-influence-indias-elections-1561753922/+sarah-hedgecock
http://www.vice.com/read/we-got-the-members-of-the-westboro-baptist-church-to-take-buzzfeed-quizzes
There are San Francisco billboards which will shame those who text while driving simply through uploads on Texting While in Traffic’s website (www.twitspotting.com).
Banning Automobiles on Market Street, San Francisco
I guess this is one way to speed up public transit and reduce pedestrians from getting run over. Whatever happened to just paying attention? That way as a pedestrian you won’t get hit or as a driver, you won’t do something stupid!
http://sfist.com/2014/03/17/new_market_street_changes_will_bani.php
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photo: DianaTakesABite
Umami Burger to Release Chocolate Chicken???
I like sweet and savory just as much as the next person as there’s nothing more than I enjoy than eating bacon and waffles with syrup. But chocolate chicken? Maybe if the chocolate isn’t too sweet. Anyways, Adam Fleischman from Umami Burger wants to infuse chocolate into the batter. I do still want to try Umami’s take on the Monte Cristo.
http://la.eater.com/archives/2014/01/14/adam_fleischman_frying_chocolate_chicken_in_downtown.php
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Cranes of San Francisco
http://www.thebolditalic.com/articles/4564-the-tower-cranes-of-san-francisco
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Physicists Detect Ripple From Gravitational Waves to Support Big Bang Theory
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Urban Outfitters Sells Fake Tampons That Can Hold Booze
It is currently sold out on Urban Outfitters’ website.
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Freakfest XXX party Almost Thrown at Some Guy’s Place via AirBNB
Careful who you rent out to on AirBNB as you might inadvertently host a sexy party! Nothing like having a bunch of dudes wash their dicks in your sink or some chick wiping that facial off with your good towels. LMAO!
http://gawker.com/man-unwittingly-rents-out-apartment-on-airbnb-for-xxx-1544961941
20 Real Strangers Attempt to Kiss Each Other
Gotta love Vice. Called out that viral video of strangers kissing for the 1st time only to point out that they were all entertainers and models for a clothing commercial. So much awkwardness!
http://www.vice.com/shorties/we-got-twenty-british-strangers-who-arent-models-to-kiss-each-other
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National Steak and BJ Day
Uh, my favorite day! Better than “Pi” day.
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Since Lindsay Lohan allegedly made a list, I decided to make one too as I had time to kill. This list isn’t the top 10 hottest chicks. It’s more the Top 10 I’d like to hook up with.
1. Denise Richards. No reason other than she’s a sweetie who looks hot. In an interview, she’s open to most things sexually.
2. Scarlett Johansson. Perfect body, pretty face. Not much more needs to be said.
3. Ashley Benson. See above.
4. Song Ji Hyo. She’s on what used to be my favorite Korean variety show. Super cute and a bit of a dare devil in her.
5. Ke$ha. Can’t seem to get into her looks even with her make over, but it seems like you can do some nasty shit to her. Look it up.
6. Emilia Clarke. She plays Daenerys Targaryen on Game of Thrones. She’s got some booty on her!
7. Jordana Brewster. Brazilian hottie! Pretty girl though needs a bit more curves.
8. Rashida Jones. Older chick though still pretty & intelligent. Doesn’t get enough press!
9. Christina Hendricks. Usually not into red heads, but this one comes super top heavy! Very sexy.
10. Jen Selter. Best ass on Instagram though her face is just meh.
Best Pharmacist Ever Prescribed Monster Spray for 6 Year Old
Not sure if I shared this as I’m seeing it posted again, but this was sweet.
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Why Toothpaste Makes Everything Taste Like Shit
Blah blah blah…it’s the detergents in the toothpaste, not the mint. The mint is there to give the feeling of being clean though it doesn’t actually do anything else except aid in better smelling breath.
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The Iceman, George Gervin on Playing Against Dr. J, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, and with Michael Jordan
NY Mag: Is San Francisco New York?
Certainly has turned into a self-absorbed bunch…
http://nymag.com/news/features/san-francisco-techies-2014-3/
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Vice: Commercial Flights Aren’t as Closely Monitored as We Think
Count me as one who thought all commercial flights were tracked at least by GPS regardless of the plane’s position. The latest news of a couple of people on board had stolen passports does raise some eyebrows. We can only hope for minimal casualties.
http://www.vice.com/read/commercial-flights-arent-as-closely-monitored-as-we-think-mb-test
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Been wanting to post this pic for a while, but where did Turtle Tower go?
Malaysia Airlines is Missing
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Daylight Savings will be here at 2AM on Sunday. Fuck!
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El Nino Year?
Loved all the rain we’ve been getting. I actually don’t mind that it might rain to the end of April and possibly beyond that. I stay indoors so much now that it almost doesn’t matter
http://sfist.com/2014/03/06/brace_this_could_another_el_nino_ye.php
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Incanto to Reopen as Porcellino, Follows Upscale Food in Casual Setting Trend
Means “piglet” hahaha
http://sfist.com/2014/03/06/chris_cosentino_closing_incanto_reo.php
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Sriracha Craze Going Too Far?
http://www.vice.com/read/whiskey-barrel-aged-sriracha-sauce-is-better-than-the-original
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