Foodies…and Other Stuff

Vice: There is a New Wave of Foodies That is Dumber Than Ever
Just my thoughts to this article…Food trends have become one where it’s now a chef or at home cook who tries to mash anything together in hopes of getting some press out there even if the end product really doesn’t taste good. Once this trends, everyone has to go and try it which in of itself isn’t so bad. It’s when people, almost like sheep, just praise it because their favorite blogger or friend said so. There’s a difference between something that is good and something that just isn’t.

I didn’t mind the bacon trend a few years ago. It made sense as many people ate pancakes with syrup and a side of bacon. The sweet and salty worked, and so then did some versions of some type of sweet candied bacon. The Cronut was another trend that was huge last year. I tried a local version of it that was ok though likely not as good as the original. A co-worker graciously gave me a bagel that was also like a croissant which was terrible and made me question why this was even being sold. Some of these food outlets and chefs have no shame when it comes to trying to hitch onto a bandwagon to make a buck, and “foodies” out there embrace it even if it doesn’t work.

Now we’re seeing Pizza Hut try chicken finger crusts, Taco Bell with a breakfast waffle taco, and truffle oil (wait, is this made from truffles? Hmm.) on everything. Disgusting. This is just as bad as those places who charge $1000 for a martini, but I’ll save that rant for another time.

http://munchies.vice.com/articles/there-is-a-new-wave-of-foodies-that-is-dumber-than-ever/?utm_source=vicefbus

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Seinfeld Mash-Up With Donald Sterling

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SennheiserHD360

Amazon: 70% off Sennheiser HD360 Pro headphones
These headphones are being clearanced out at most retailers, but Amazon has them for the cheapest if you’re looking for a nice set.

What’s Trending….

World’s Toughest Job
Watch it til the end!

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Vice: My Secret Meeting With One of Silk Road’s Biggest Drug Lords
This is a fantastic article, in a while from Vice, that gives some insight to a dealer on the site.

http://www.vice.com/read/the-scurvy-crew-silk-road-interview

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Yesterday I ate 3 pieces of fried chicken, a biscuit, and mash potatoes with gravy. The biscuit and mash potatoes were redundant, so I’ll skip 1 or the other next time. For dinner I had a couple corn dogs from Hot Dog on a Stick. No snacks today.

And It’s Monday….

BanksySpyingPhonebook

Gizmodo: Banksy’s Latest Depicts Spying, Right Outside the UK Intelligence HQ
Alleged to be the work from Banksy, this work was done close to the UK’s Government Communications Headquarters.

http://gizmodo.com/banksys-latest-depicts-spying-right-outside-the-uk-in-1562920519?utm_campaign=socialflow_gizmodo_facebook&utm_source=gizmodo_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

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kegel

Vice: You’re Doing Kegals Wrong
And here’s one for the ladies…

http://www.vice.com/read/youre-doing-kegels-wrong

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ArousalIceCream

The Arousal: Viagra & Champagne Ice Cream
And here’s one for the men….

http://lickmeimdelicious.com/story/

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BlackDay

BuzzFeed: Why You Should Celebrate Being Single Today With South Korea
Ha! Goes well with tax day!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/why-you-should-celebrate-being-single-today-with-south-korea

What’s in the News….

Conan: Clueless Gamer – AT&T Stadium Edition (Dallas)
Conan is a terrible gamer, but his commentary is so funny!

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Gawker and Vice siting Buzzfeed
http://valleywag.gawker.com/facebook-would-like-to-influence-indias-elections-1561753922/+sarah-hedgecock
http://www.vice.com/read/we-got-the-members-of-the-westboro-baptist-church-to-take-buzzfeed-quizzes

Some Bad San Francisco Press….

ILoveThisCitySF

Vice: Reasons Why San Francisco is the Worst Place Ever
Being from San Francisco, I can’t argue with much of this. The author basically takes the worst aspects and lays it out. MUNI and tech drama blows, and this city is full of people who think their shit doesn’t stink. Of course there’s a ton more positives about this city given that it still has its charm.

While there’s a mass of people moving to Oakland, that has made real esate and rent prices in that area skyrocket too. It’s just too easy to say, hey move to Oakland because it’s cheaper, and this has been beaten to death already. The real thing at play here is mobility which applies to much of the Bay Area. When property values rising, it becomes harder for a 20-50 year homeowner to move due to the property tax that comes with it. If you bought that house for $250K 25 years ago and your income has remained relatively the same, you’re staying in that house even if it’s worth about a million dollars today. If you have a sweet 2 bedroom apartment for $1500 for the past 15 years, you’re staying there too.

The street kids on Haight-Ashbury have always been there. Authors are too salty about Fisherman’s Wharf and Alcatraz, ya know, tourist attractions that locals don’t even go to. R.I.P. to Bush man though, dude was entertaining over there.

http://www.vice.com/read/reasons-why-san-francisco-is-the-worst-place-ever

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SFist: Driver Kills Pedestrian on Van Ness
Seriously, don’t play the music so loud in your headphones and be careful please.

http://sfist.com/2014/04/07/driver_kills_pedestrian_along_van_n.php

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SmartCarFlipped

SFist: Some Assholes are Flipping Smart Cars
http://sfist.com/2014/04/07/local_pranksters_are_flipping_smart.php

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GoldenGateBridgeToll

Golden Gate Bridge Toll Rates Increase Today
Every rate has increased by $1.

Friday!!!

AmericanBro
photo: VitoFun

Vice: This American Bro: A Portrait of the Worst Guy Ever
How many of you have run into this guy? LMFAO

http://www.vice.com/read/this-american-bro-an-ethological-study

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DavidLynch8bit

David Lynch inspired art exhibition until March 29th at the Spoke Art Gallery.
For more info: http://www.spoke-art.com/exhibitions/

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AsianExpectations

23 Problems Only Kids Of Immigrant Parents Will Understand

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tabirakhter/problems-only-kids-of-immigrant-parents-will-understand

What’s in the News….

SnakeIslandGoldenViper

Vice: Snake Island (Part 1)
Off the coast of Brazil is an island with approx. 2000 golden lancehead viper snakes, Bothrops insularis, called Ilha da Queimada Grande aka Snake Island. A bite from this snake will leave you dead within a half hour where it’s poison is sold on the black market for up to $30,000. If there’s someone you don’t like, maybe you can suggest they go vacation here. lol

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What’s in the News….

Vice: Prostitute Diary
What it’s really like to have sex with a prostitute in Amsterdam…link below.

http://www.vice.com/read/amsterdam-prostitute-diary

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SamsungGalaxyGear
photo: Samsung Galaxy Gear

More Smart Watches Coming Soon
Motorola is soon to release the Moto 360 in the summer which is a smart watch that looks like a traditional watch. Google just introduced Wear which is Google’s way of implementing Andriod on wearables. LG is also soon to release their smart watch.

http://www.androidauthority.com/moto-360-358992/
http://www.androidauthority.com/android-wear-sdk-358920/

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WinchesterMysteryHouse

Winchester Mystery House Sleep Over
The Winchester Mystery House obtained permits for overnight stays and alcohol. They have a pretty cool hay maze there for Halloween.

http://m.bizjournals.com/sanjose/news/2014/03/13/winchester-mystery-house-silicon-valleys-haunted.html?r=full

Friday!!!

20 Real Strangers Attempt to Kiss Each Other
Gotta love Vice. Called out that viral video of strangers kissing for the 1st time only to point out that they were all entertainers and models for a clothing commercial. So much awkwardness!

http://www.vice.com/shorties/we-got-twenty-british-strangers-who-arent-models-to-kiss-each-other

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National Steak and BJ Day
Uh, my favorite day! Better than “Pi” day.

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Top10

Since Lindsay Lohan allegedly made a list, I decided to make one too as I had time to kill. This list isn’t the top 10 hottest chicks. It’s more the Top 10 I’d like to hook up with.

DeniseRichards
1. Denise Richards. No reason other than she’s a sweetie who looks hot. In an interview, she’s open to most things sexually.

ScarlettJohansson
2. Scarlett Johansson. Perfect body, pretty face. Not much more needs to be said.

AshleyBenson
3. Ashley Benson. See above.

SongJiHyo
4. Song Ji Hyo. She’s on what used to be my favorite Korean variety show. Super cute and a bit of a dare devil in her.

Kesha
5. Ke$ha. Can’t seem to get into her looks even with her make over, but it seems like you can do some nasty shit to her. Look it up.

EmiliaClarke
6. Emilia Clarke. She plays Daenerys Targaryen on Game of Thrones. She’s got some booty on her!

JordanaBrewster
7. Jordana Brewster. Brazilian hottie! Pretty girl though needs a bit more curves.

RashidaJones
8. Rashida Jones. Older chick though still pretty & intelligent. Doesn’t get enough press!

ChristinaHendricks
9. Christina Hendricks. Usually not into red heads, but this one comes super top heavy! Very sexy.

JenSelter
10. Jen Selter. Best ass on Instagram though her face is just meh.