Game of Thrones: Season 4 Deaths (pre-finale)

JoffreyDeath

Joffrey was the character everyone wanted to die yet he was enough of a little shit for me to actually wish he was still around.

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LysaArrynDeath

Anyone else worried about her son’s nipple oral fixation?

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RedViperDeath

Probably should’ve taken the advice to wear more armor, or maybe at least a helmet (he does wear one in the book), and lay off the wine to not be an angry drunk. In any case, it was a kick ass scene. Aside from being in a room full of whores, we didn’t seen the Red Viper anywhere else this season.

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YgritteDeath

A bastard son and a wildling. Arrows to the back. Dying in his arms.
You’ll get through it Jon Snow! hahaha

What’s in the News….

Jimmy Kimmel Live: KFC Capitalizing on Game of Thrones
I can only assume this happened in the season opening episode of GoT so spoiler alert (duh).

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SFist: Kanye West and Macklemore to Headline Outside Lands
Ok well, who gives a shit about these guys. I was hoping Outkast would be headlining. For more trash, Tiesto is the EDM headliner.

http://sfist.com/2014/04/08/outside_lands_2014_lineup_announced.php

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Ben&JerrysFreeConeDay

Today!

Weekend Went By Too Fast

I’m guessing my Monday is going to suck. I went to bed at 5AM only to wake up just after 9AM today. Maybe I can squeeze in a nap later, but I’m not so good with naps since I just end up rustling around under the blankets.

Game Of Thrones

Anyways, Game of Thrones Season 4 debuts today. Apparently my Game of Thrones name would be King Joncel Baelish. I don’t want to be a Baelish!
Amyari http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/what-would-your-game-of-thrones-name-be

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Are You Human or Are You Dancer?
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mackenziekruvant/are-you-human-or-are-you-dancer

How are your signs?
-vital

Pick a color:
-blue

How are your hands?
-warm

Pick something a Mormon shouldn’t drink:
-coffee

Pick a jacket:
-plaid

Pick an animal print:
-zebra

Pick someone from the Killers:
-But actually who are these guys?

Which way do you twirl?
-right

Result: I got dancer which by default makes me a human too!
You got: dancer. Congrats! You’re a dancer! What a beautiful way to be. Enjoy those leg raises and jazz hands and stuff.

What’s in the News….

LunarEclipse

Lunar Eclipse on April 15th, Visible in North America
On April 15th, there will be a lunar eclipse that can be seen in North America. The partial eclipse can be seen starting 4:58 AM PST with the total eclipse starting at 6:07 AM to 7:25 AM PST. At this time, the Earth will pass between the sun and the moon with the sun casting a shadow on the moon’s surface.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/total-lunar-eclipse-expected-to-be-visible-april-15/

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ArmoryKink

Kink.com Might Move From San Francisco to Las Vegas?
Due to regulations, the Armory, former National Guard building, which is home to Kink.com is seeking permission to covert the building designation into standard office space due to the state’s increased regulation of the porn industry. The bill AB1576, which is being put forth now, calls for condom use in any porn film while OSHA wants to take it a step further to include dental dams and goggles; yes, you read that right…goggles to protect the eyes. Here’s to hoping they stay.

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Kink-com-s-backup-plan-for-S-F-Armory-office-5371995.php

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Game Of Thrones

22 Things to Do During Game of Thrones Intro
1. First, the easy things like getting some snacks from the kitchen. But that was quick and simple and this intro is LONG! So what are some other things that are possible?
2. Walk outside and get your fresh air for the day. There’s a high chance you’ve been watching GoT in marathon mode, so get outside and quickly get your vitamin D!
3. Shut the door and lock it. You don’t want anyone walking in during a nude scene. “DAD IT’S GAME OF THRONES! I SWEAR!”
4. Do the weekly check on your 93-year-old neighbour to make sure she’s not dead.
5. Attempt to actually read the Song of Ice and Fire series for the 72nd time and give up by page 2. Urgh. Words!
6. Burn all of books as they collect dust. Let’s be honest, you’re never gonna read them.
7. Having that tweet ready to post when the episode finishes. Be honest you fanboy. You’re gonna post it no matter what.
8. Watch the greatest video in the history of the internet. TWICE!
9. Watch the intro for Breaking Bad SIX times. Still waiting on that new show Vince Gilligan!
10. Or watch Tyrion Lannister attack Will Ferrell in Elf.
11. Play with your “Valyrian steel.” You think I’m running out of ideas by putting a masturbate joke in the list? The intro is 1 minute 40! It’s definitely do-able!
12. Check out IMDB to find out about this new Silicon Valley show that airs straight after. “Ok TJ Miller is in it. He was funny in She’s Out of My League.
13. And while you’re on your phone you go to Facebook and discover that girl you’ve been flirting with for 3 months in now “in a relationship.”
14. But then you remember who your true love is: Daenerys Targaryen.
15. Continue your personal quest on how to correctly pronounce “Daenerys Targaryen.”
16. Get a box of tissues ready as there’s a high chance that one of your favurite characters will die. You shouldn’t have to do this if you did #9 on the list.
17. While you are doing this you suddenly remember the Red Wedding. Still hurts.
18. Throw a dart at this King Joffrey that you made in between seasons.
19. The darts are not doing your hatred for this little shit any justice, so a flamethrower it is!
20. Don’t have a flamethrower? Make one. You have the time, trust me. It’s actually really easy.
21. Try once more and see if you can enter the minds of animals.
22. Get as comfortable as possible. Because the next hour is going to be amazing!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/nickw44/22-things-you-can-do-during-the-game-of-thrones-in-gmia

8 Bit Game of Thrones! And Other Stuff….

RedWedding8Bit

8 Bit Game of Thrones
Posting anything GoT related. See more here:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/antoniaheslop/game-of-thrones-14-most-brutal-deaths-as-8-bit-i99b

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BenJerrysCore

Ben & Jerry’s Will Still Be the Choice Stoner Ice Cream With Cores
Ben & Jerry’s Core has a column splitting 2 flavors of ice cream. Genius! The perfect scoop all the time.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/25/ben-jerrys-core-ice-cream_n_4854680.html

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Mandy

Amanda Bynes is Apparently Still Doing Well
Good for her.
http://www.tmz.com/2014/02/26/amanda-bynes-drake-fidm-schizophrenia/